Get To Work

It is never too early to start making some money.
Here are some educational and practical gifts from your loving Frau-Masters:

1. Cleaning Trolley
Learn how to sweep, vacuum, dust, and mop before you can even speak.
Mommy will thank you.
And make sure you use bleach to really get the floors spic and span.
















2. Pole Dancing Polly
Good skills to have. Better learn while your young. Because you're not going to get any prettier with age, just throwing that out there...















3. Changing Station
Let's be honest -- nobody wants to clean up after you. Strap on a helmet and learn to do it yourself. Seriously, grow up.





















4. WTF?!
Holy shit, this is racist.