Peekaboo! We see you!

Dear beloved Cammy,

I bet you are asking yourself "Self, what did I look like when I was inside my Momzbo's womb?" Don't worry. Your Untie Stephie has it covered and will lay it down for you. While "scientists" and "medical professionals" may tell you that you look something like this:

I have taken it upon myself to make an artistic representation of you and what womb-babies actually look like. Behold:

In about four weeks your mermaid fin will wither into your backside, and your legflippers will turn into real babyfeet. Your fisheye will turn into a peopleeye. And your dorsal fin shall transform into your humanspine. Your gills will close up, and your green scales will turn into personskin. These are the kinds of scientific facts about life that I hope I can impart to you for the rest of your life.