1. a pterodactyl
2. shock radio talk show host
3. replacement of Kathy Lee and/or Hoda as host of 4th hour of Today Show (first three hours are worthless)
4. garden gnome sculptor/entrepreneur/performer
5. secret shopper for mulch and mulch products
6. myspace web programmer
7. a pterodactyl egg or organic free range pterodactyl egg farmer
8. midget goat farmer, but only if in Montana
9. some kind of doctor
10. Lady Gaga.
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