This video is courtesy of Joe.
Please, child, aspire to be like the one in this video.
A blog dedicated to the future Cameron L. Tobias. Or whatever your parents decide to call you.
Monday, November 21, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Birth Day Updates
Revised for February:
Stephanie is placing her cards on a February 3rd BOY.
Alice has you on the line for a February 26th GIRL.
Love,
Kirwin
Not to be confused with Kirwan. Let's hope.
Stephanie is placing her cards on a February 3rd BOY.
Alice has you on the line for a February 26th GIRL.
Love,
Kirwin
Not to be confused with Kirwan. Let's hope.
Monday, September 26, 2011
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Baby Betting, Round II
akes keep rising, fetus Hendy!
See chart below for next wave of predictions:
Though if you are a green-eyed ginger, all bets are off.
Because then you would be a leprechaun.
See chart below for next wave of predictions:
Though if you are a green-eyed ginger, all bets are off.
Because then you would be a leprechaun.
Place Your Bets!!
Child,
Gambling is bad, but just remember that lottery tickets won't give you STDs, and slot machines are cheaper than crack cocaine. So, really, gambling isn't all that bad.
Let me demonstrate. Your loving auntesses are wagering on your birth, and at stake is our love for you.
If you are born before January 15th, Stephanie wins. If you are born after January 15th, Alice wins. And whoever loses will bear a grudge against you for at least 8 moons. Unless you birth yourself exactly on January 15th, in which case we will throw you the biggest party ever and probably buy you a pony. Or the less crappy version of a pony (because seriously, who would want a midget horse? those things are ugly and smell like crap), a DRAGON. That's right, a dragon. Don't ask questions
.
As for gender, you are clearly going to disappoint one of us, so don't fuck up.
xoxo
Gambling is bad, but just remember that lottery tickets won't give you STDs, and slot machines are cheaper than crack cocaine. So, really, gambling isn't all that bad.
Let me demonstrate. Your loving auntesses are wagering on your birth, and at stake is our love for you.
- Stephanie is placing her cards on a January 3rd BOY.
- Alice has you on the line for a January 26th GIRL.
If you are born before January 15th, Stephanie wins. If you are born after January 15th, Alice wins. And whoever loses will bear a grudge against you for at least 8 moons. Unless you birth yourself exactly on January 15th, in which case we will throw you the biggest party ever and probably buy you a pony. Or the less crappy version of a pony (because seriously, who would want a midget horse? those things are ugly and smell like crap), a DRAGON. That's right, a dragon. Don't ask questions
.
As for gender, you are clearly going to disappoint one of us, so don't fuck up.xoxo
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
You're Not the Only One
Cammy Toe,
One day you are going to grow into a self-actualized little person and realize that *gasp!* you are not the only thing on this planet. There are other little creatures and lives all around you. And all of them began the exact. same. way. that you did. For the most part. Well, most mammals at least. But that's a lesson for another day. For today, here are some pretty neato pictures of baby animals inside THEIR mommies. Just like YOU!
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