Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Are You Edible??

Because here are some great suggestions for names:

BOY
1. Custard
2. Paneer
3. Mutton
4. Johnnycakes
5. Maror

GIRL
1. Frita
2. Borscht
3. Fava
4. Polenta
5. Rye

Monday, May 9, 2011

A Welcome Message

Our dearest Cam-L-To,

Why wait until birth to start documenting the memories? Your caring fairy godmothers are already commemorating you, in the most personal and intimate way possible. The internets.
This blog will provide thoughtful suggestions for your upbringing, loving considerations for your name, and lessons for you to learn from your ever wise and worldly aunts.

Here is a lesson. You should probably avoid faces like this one, unless you are faced with one of the following conditions:

1. Chinkles tries to steal your toys
2. Someone gives you a Barbie doll as a gift
3. Mommy wears rainbow bubble cherry Lip Smackers
4. Anyone says auntie Stephpoo has wrinkles
5. You haven't logged a log in a week or so


xoxo

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Hello our future baby!

Dear Cameron L. Tobias,
You are but a glimmer in your mom and dad's eye but your Aunties Fraulines VonRosenDonalds love you very much.
We hope you are THIS CUTE: