You are a dragon!! According to the Chinese Zodiac (otherwise known as horse-crap), you and your fellow 2012-ers are DRAGONS. What does this mean?
1. In Kazakhstan you are actually a snail. Luckily you are not in Kazakhstan, so nobody cares.
2. You are most compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters. However, you should note that this means people who bear those symbols, NOT the actual animals. Although monkeys are pretty cool.
3. Your "ruling hours" are 7:00am-9:00am. It is unclear what that means, but you should probably spend those hours crying and burping and defecating -- show mommy and daddy whose boss.
4. Your motto is "I reign". Damn straight.
5. Your power foods are wheat and poultry. Have mommy make you some chicken parmesan.
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